The Things You Never Thought You’d Say and The Conversations You Never Thought You Would Have…

If you have had or been around a two year old, you know that the possibilities are endless. My son is no exception. Without further adieu.

Rob: “Don’t pick your nose with the airplane, Jerry.”

Me: “Please don’t sit on your sister again.”

Me:”Stop standing inside of the refrigerator and put the mustard back.”

Jerry: Baby Clara POOPED.
Me: No, Jerry, that was you.
Jerry: Yes.

Jerry:”Sound like cuckoo bird….Nope, its baby Clara.”

Rob:”Jerry, please stop licking the fronts of the cabinets.”

Me:”Please, don’t drink anymore dirty bathwater.”

Me:”Who am I?”
Jerry: “Daddy!”
Me:”No, I’m not daddy. Who am I?”
Jerry: “Mommy!!”
Me:”Good! Now who are YOU?”
Jerry:”Baby Clara.”
Me:*sigh*”No…who are you?”
Jerry:”Daddy!!”

me:”Jerry…are you coloring your belly button?”

Hopefully, these brightened up your day, or at least made you laugh. If so, you’re welcome.

Advertisements

Join the conversation!

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s